who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
(Source: nudely, via gnarly)
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
"phew, this thing is heavy-what a work out"
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
(Source: ryyde, via tempvs-fvgit)
" Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20. "
Unknown (via bl-ossomed
(Source: thedailypozitive, via bl-ossomed)
" Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. "
Criss Jami, Venus in Arms