i'm a constant daydreamer...

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

(Source: nudely, via gnarly)

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

"phew, this thing is heavy-what a work out"

(via hungrystreets)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via gnarly)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via parkingstrange)

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

(Source: ryyde, via tempvs-fvgit)

"   Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.   "
Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: thedailypozitive, via bl-ossomed)

"   Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live.   "
Criss Jami, Venus in Arms (via observando)

Fairy